LESSON LEARNED

I was happy.? My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends    encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!                                 

There was only one thing bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was 
my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all 
beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, 
and made me feel uncomfortable.                                          

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the           invitations.                                                            

So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that 
soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that   
she couldn’t overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to 
her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.                  

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.         

So, she said, I’ll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come
and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the      
stairs.                                                                  

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front
door… I opened it, and stepped out of the house.                      

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me 
and said, we are very happy and pleased; you have passed our little test.
We couldn’t have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the  family.                                                                  

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.                    |

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