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When you go to buy Gardenia bread in the grocery store, have you ever
wondered which is the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness or
softness. Did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores
five days a week? Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday.
Each day has a different color twist tie. They are :

Monday - Blue
Tuesday - Green
Thursday - Red
Friday - White
Saturday - Yellow

So if today was Thursday, you would want red twist tie not white
which is Fridays (almost a week old)! The colors go alphabetically by
color Blue - Green - Red - White-Yellow, Monday thru Saturday.
Very easy to remember. I thought this was interesting. I looked in
the grocery store and the bread wrappers DO have different twist
ties, and even the one with the plastic clips have different colors.
Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day
you are shopping. Aren’t you glad to know this fact? Have a nice
week!
When you go to buy Gardenia bread in the grocery store, have you ever
wondered which is the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness or
softness. Did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores
five days a week? Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday.
Each day has a different color twist tie. They are :

Monday - Blue
Tuesday - Green
Thursday - Red
Friday - White
Saturday - Yellow

So if today was Thursday, you would want red twist tie not white
which is Fridays (almost a week old)! The colors go alphabetically by
color Blue - Green - Red - White-Yellow, Monday thru Saturday.
Very easy to remember. I thought this was interesting. I looked in
the grocery store and the bread wrappers DO have different twist
ties, and even the one with the plastic clips have different colors.
Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day
you are shopping. Aren’t you glad to know this fact? Have a nice
week!

  A friend of mine recently had a growth in her womb and she  underwent an operation to remove the cyst. The cyst removed was  filled with a dark coloured blood. She thought that she would be  recovered after the surgery but she was terribly wrong. A relapse  occurred just a few months later.

  Distressed, she rushed down to her gynecologist for a consultation.

  During her consultation, her doctor asked her a question that  puzzled her. He ask if she was a frequent consumer of chicken wings  and she replied yes wondering  as to how, he knew of her eating  habits.

  You see, the truth is in this modern day and age, chickens are  injected with steroids to Accelerate their growth so that the needs  of this society can be met. This need is none other then the need  for food.

  Chickens that are injected with steroids are usually given the shot  at the neck or the wings. Therefore, it is in this places that the  highest concentration of steroids exist.

  These steroids have terrifying effects on the body as it  accelerates growth. It has an even more dangerous effect in the  presence of female hormones, this leads to women being more prone  to the growth of a cyst in the womb. Therefore, I advise the people  out there to watch their diets and to lower their frequency of  consuming chicken wings!

  

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Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.                     

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

When it’s in your best interest, always practice obedience.

Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory.    

Take naps and always stretch before rising.         

Run, romp, and play daily.            

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.               

Be loyal.                         

Never pretend to be something you’re not.         

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.    

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.                     

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.         

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.       

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.      

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body. 

No matter how often you are criticized, don’t buy into the guilt thing and pout.

Run right back and make friends.                                                               

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave
  emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an
  emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do
  with it: -

  1) Subject: Emergency number
  The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find
  yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is
  an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing
  network to establish the emergency number for you, and
  interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is
  locked. *Try it out.*

  2) Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have
  remote keys?
  This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
  If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call
  someone at home on
  their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a
  foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the
  unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your
  car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to
  you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away,
  and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your
  car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk). Editor’s Note: *It
  works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell
  phone!"

  3) Subject: Hidden Battery power
  Imagine your cell battery is very low, u r expecting an important
  call and u don’t have a charger. Nokia instrument omes with a
  reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will
  restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50%
  increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when u charge
  your cell next time.
  Guys please keep these things in mind or write them down; I have
  tried them myself and trust me it works.

                                WOMEN’S REVENGE

  "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to
                                  purchase.
  As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television
                              set in her purse.
             "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
    "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
   and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

                             UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
                            (A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)
                  I know I’m not going to understand women.
           I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
        pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
                      and still be afraid of a spider.

                              MARRIAGE SEMINAR
       While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
             Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
    "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other’s likes and
                                 dislikes."
                            He addressed the man,
                 "Can you name your wife’s favorite flower?"
     Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, "It’s
                            Pillsbury, isn’t it?

                              WIFE VS. HUSBAND
  A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
              An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
              neither of them wanted to concede their position.
            As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
           the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
                     "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

                                  W O R D S
   A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
                                   day…
                          30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
      The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
                            everything to men…
           The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

                                  CREATION
        A man said to his wife one day, "I don’t know how you can be
              so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
                 " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
           God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
             God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

                                WHO DOES WHAT
            A man and his wife were having an argument about who
                    should brew the coffee each morning.
         The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
         and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee."
      The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
   you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
                                  coffee."
    Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
                     that the man should do the coffee."
              Husband replies, "I can’t believe that, show me."
           So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
         and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
                           says………."HEBREWS"

                            The Silent Treatment
  A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
  other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
                                   flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
                               piece of paper,
  "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
     The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
        and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
  see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
             the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
              Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

                   God may have created man before woman,
          but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME (WHOSE HEAD GEAR PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW), THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.   IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I’M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."  THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA, THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."  THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO, THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE."   ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY?SWEET, CALM, VOICE SAID, "WHY DON’T YOU?GO TO HELL … THERE AREN’T?ANY NUNS THERE."   

I was happy.? My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends    encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!                                 

There was only one thing bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was 
my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all 
beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, 
and made me feel uncomfortable.                                          

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the           invitations.                                                            

So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that 
soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that   
she couldn’t overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to 
her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.                  

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.         

So, she said, I’ll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come
and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the      
stairs.                                                                  

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front
door… I opened it, and stepped out of the house.                      

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me 
and said, we are very happy and pleased; you have passed our little test.
We couldn’t have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the  family.                                                                  

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.                    |

There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real!                     

When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but oftentimes we look so long at the closed door that we don’t see the one, which has been opened for us                        
      

Don’t go for looks; they can deceive. Don’t go for wealth; even that fades away.  Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.  Find the one that makes your heart smile.                  

Dream what you want to dream; Go where you want to go; Be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.                              
      

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you happy.                      
                                                                            
The happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of  everything that comes along their way.                  
                                                                             
The brightest future will always  be based on a forgotten past; you can’t go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.              
                                                                                          
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.  Live your life so at the end.  You’re the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.                           
                                                                             
                    
Please send this message to those people who mean something to you (I JUST DID); to those who have touched your life in one way or another; to those who make you smile when you really need it; to those who make you see the brighter side of things when you are really down; to those whose friendship you appreciate; to those who are so meaningful in your life.