WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER?
Men are just happier people - what do you expect from such simple creatures?
Their last name stays put.
The garage is all theirs.
Chocolate is just another snack.
They can be President.
They can never get pregnant.
They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. <– if women did this, men
would be much happier
They can wear NO shirt to a water park. <– if women did this, men would be
overcomed with joy
Car mechanics tell them the truth.
The world is their urinal.
They never have to go to another restroom because this
one is just too icky.
They don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn
a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at their chest when they’re talking to them. <– for women, people actually stare mostly! when not talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
expected.
Their shoes don’t cut, blister or mangle their feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
They know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
They can open all your own jars.
They get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite them, he or she can still
be your friend.
Their underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
They almost never have strap problems in public.
They are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on their face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
They only have to shave their face and neck.
They can play with toys all their life.
Their belly usually hides their big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all
seasons.They can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
They can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
They have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.
They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the
men who will enjoy reading it.
